Joseph Johnston Decision Generator

Life is hard. It's even harder when you try to get through it without the wisdom of Joe Johnston. But now, you don't have to. Introducing, the Joseph Johnston Decision Generator...simply ask a question, and receive Joe's guidance. Any subject you want, just think of your question, press the button below, and watch your life change.

Jeff Davis vs. Siri

Once again, Jeff tries his hand at modern technology- only this time, his Mississippi accent trips him up...

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Reply vs. Reply All

Keeping Up With The Confederates

From the makers of "Real Confederate Housewives" comes an all-new hit reality series. Mary Lee tries to navigate the currents of intrigue and betrayal as she forges the wives of her husband's generals into an elite team of...wait, no.

Mary Lee tries to bond the wives of her husband's generals.

Join in the fun and frivolity as the wives of the Army of Northern Virginia play and fight and playfight and fight at plays while they wait for the boys to come home.

In tonight's episode, Mary gets ready to welcome the boys back from Gettysburg, but it isn't all smooth sailing...

Sherman's March to MetLife Stadium

GO HAWKS! The last time someone named Sherman turned in a performance like that, Atlanta burned for a week. So what would Uncle Billy recommend young Richard do now?

Drought

For those of you checking in to see if there's anything new- thanks, and my apologies...work's been a real pain the last 3 weeks and it's been really difficult to come up with anything- even Sherman burning stuff hasn't seemed funny.

Adding to the misery, I was supposed to go to Fredericksburg for 2 weeks- with the free weekend, I had planned to visit Appomattox, Fredericksburg, Antietam, and Harper's Ferry. Then, the office decided I couldn't go. Of course. So that further dampened my enthusiasm.

I promise I'll get back to the funny stuff shortly, got a quick trip planned this weekend with the family and hopefully it'll reenergize me. I'm writing a script for "Cookin' With General George" and hope to be able to start filming once the weather gets a bit better.

Uncle Billy's Atlanta-Style BBQ

Another in the "Sherman Burning Stuff" series...